I''m your idol, the highest title, numero uno
I''m not a Puerto Rican, but I''m speakin so that you know
and understand I got the gift of speech
and it''s a blessin,
so listen to the lesson I preach
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome
I''m kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity
I''m not a child, I don''t need nothin for security
I get paid when my record is played--to put it short
I got it made

*verse 2*
I''m outspoken--
my language is broken into a slang
but it''s just a dialect that I select when I hang
I play it cool--cuz coolin is all that I''m about
just foolin wit tha girlies, yes I''m bustin it out
I''m Special Ed and you can tell by the style that I use
I''m creatively superior, yo--I never lose
I never lost cuz I''m the boss
I never will cuz I''m still
the champion, chief one, won''t lose until--
I choose

which I won''t cuz I don''t retreat
I''ll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street
You''re invitin me, a titan to a battle--why?
I don''t need your respect cuz I--
got it made

*verse 3*
I''m talented, yes I''m gifted
never boosted, never shoplifted
I got the cash, but maoney ain''t nothin
make a million dollars every record that I cut and--
my name is Special Ed and I''m a super-duper star
ever other month I get a brand new car
Got twenty, that''s plenty yet I still want more
kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four
I got the riches--to fulfill my needs
got land in the sand of the West Indies
even got a little island of my very own--
I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone
An accountant to account the amount I spent
gotta treaty with Tahiti cuz I own a percent
got gear out wear--to everyday
boutiques from France to the U.S.A.
and I make all the money from the rhymes I invent
so it really doesn''t matter--how much I spent, because, yo
I make fresh rhymes--daily
you burn me--really?
Think, just blink and I made--a million rhymes
just imagine if you blinked-- a million times
damn I''d be paid--
I got it made

*verse 4*
I''m kinda spoiled
cuz everything I want I got made
I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede
I wanted lead--I didn''t beg I just got laid
My hair was growin too long, so I got me a fade
and when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade
when the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade
I''m wise because I rise to the top of my grade
wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed
Some kids across town thought I was afraid
they couldn''t harm me--
I got the army brigade
I''m not a trader
if what you got is greater I''ll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--
I got it made